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video-rectalitis

Don't spread your video-rectalitis around here.
by Jonrush@ETEXAS August 13, 2005
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rectal knobbing

When the inner lining of the cologne becomes permanently inverted outside of the body as a result of extensive anal sex, forming a knob of scarred tissue around the asshole.
The Porn Star had done so many anal videos that she had rectal knobbing.
by truthBtold December 15, 2014
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Rectal Arrangement

When two consenting adults decide that they want to bump asses with double ended dildos.
Myself and my partner had a hard time picking out a double ended dildo for the rectal arrangement we had planned later on in the day.
by zaharie June 5, 2019
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Rectal Optosis

It's a rare birth condition where a nerve is connected from your asshole to your eyes. Leading to a shit out look on site.
1: Why is Jeff always in a bad mood.
2: Oh Jeff, yeah he's got rectal optosis. That's why.
1: ahhh that explains everything. Is it curable.
2: only temporary with achol or drugs and nicotine just superses it a little.
1: por guy
by Con_man641 January 31, 2022
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rectal ants

little balls of cotton cause but rectal sweating found around the anal cavity
Man today was so hot I got rectal ants
by thetruth1000 March 8, 2014
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Rectal Speedboat

A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine
Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat

I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
by Siege of Society December 13, 2018
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