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rabbit ears

What you'll see if you pull your front pants pockets completely inside-out; performing this action empties the entire contents of your pockets -- even tobacco fragments and lint cannot escape detection here.

When somebody points at your pockets and demands to see rabbit ears, you are unquestionably being accused of theft.
{Josh}: Drake, empty those pockets! I have a $50 bill missing and I'm pretty sure that you took it.
{Drake}: {listlessly pulling things out of his pockets}
{Josh}: Cummon Drake, let's see some rabbit ears!
{Drake pulls his pockets inside-out; a $50 bill flutters to the ground}
{Josh}: I knew it, you lowlife butt wagon! It's a good thing that I won't call the fuzz and have your ass hauled off to the city joint!!!
by Telephony July 9, 2020
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jelly rabbit

n. the occasionally-lethal side-effect of a malpracticed jello rabbit. Excessively deep penetration of the bubble-soaked lips into the rectum incurs the wrath of a full four-course Korean dinner in enema form, sprayed all over the face of the naive jello rabbit performer.
Although Lee Kim Park was firmly mounted on my face, my little slip-up ended with a thick flow of jelly rabbit down my throat and in all of my facial orifici...
by cockbeast October 30, 2007
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toast rabbit

if you name a rabbit toast in minecraft, its skin will change.
i'm gonna make a toast rabbit
by meowykitty March 23, 2021
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fat rabbit

talking about the mons pubis being thicker or fatter than others
Let me touch it (let me touch it)
Let me feel it (let me feel it)
Let me grab it (let me grab it)
That fat rabbit (fat rabbit, fat rabbit, fat rabbit) Ludacris Song

She has a phat rabbit in those jeans.
by Chunkie Bunnie March 29, 2013
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silly rabbit

Cute version of calling someone silly.
by Nanda July 10, 2006
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Velveteen Rabbit

A sexual act originating in late 19th century England. Bunny ears are formed with the first 2 fingers of the hand. The index finger is then inserted in the sexual partner's rectum while the tip of the middle finger strokes the chode/chode hair.
I gave your mom the old "velveteen rabbit" last night.
by CR_Gus July 31, 2009
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Jizz Rabbit

a rabbit in climax, with sticky hair, because of jizz all over itself
by bob ross May 10, 2003
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