Rules of Feminism

As referred to in Mean Girls, the Rules of Feminism state that no girl can date her friend's:
Ex-Boyfriends,
Crushes,
or
Relatives
Follow these simple rules and avoid hell in Girl World.

"Oh, no, you can't like Aaron Samuels.
That's Regina's ex-boyfriend. Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that's just, like, the Rules of Feminism!" - Gretchen Weiners (Mean Girls)

by R!aaaachellll July 19, 2007

Rule 803

Rule number 803 says that for every rule there is a loophole.

As defined in Sabrina The Teenage Witch Ep #13 "Jenny's Non-Dream" by the Rule Keeper stating Rule 803

by Hrliss July 11, 2009

Rule 412

If there are any undefined rules, then it is your responsibility to define them.

Person 1: Rule 412 is undefined
Person B: Rule 412
Person 1: What !?!

by -meh...my name doesn't matter August 9, 2010

Ja-rule

A seemingly unintelligent 'gangsta rapper'... suffice to say a Tupac wannabe. This can be seen in the type and position of the tatoos on his body, and his hair style, among other things. Thinks he is a really good rapper and all-round tough guy, but then again has been accused of taking too much ecstasy, looking like a 'peanut-man', singing and acting like a trick, and of course allowing himself to be extorted...Twice. Also known to have really rubbish flows. Therefore doesn't really qualify as a rapper, let alone a gangsta rapper, especially if he keeps having an air around him of one who is the greatest^o. A status which as the general consensus of reality goes, he is NOWHERE close to reaching.


P.S. No personal vendetta against him or Ashanti Douglas(see example below)

Rap fan #1-"Ja-rule has another ghetto love song"
Rap fan #2-"So what else is new? He didn't do another song with Ashanti did he?!"

Ja-rule dissed Em in a song... well tried to, but sort of lost it when he quoted beyoncé in the same song.

by P.K.T June 3, 2004

Rule 27

Never knowingly be serious. A rule created by the Doctor in the popular BBC series Doctor Who during the series 6 episode "Let's Kill Hitler".

(The Doctor comes out wearing a tux and a top hat.)

River: You're dying! And you stopped to change?

The Doctor: Oh, you should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408. Amelia Pond. Judgment Death machine. Why am I not surprised? Sonic cane.

River: Are you serious?

The Doctor: Never knowingly. Never knowingly be serious. Rule 27. You might want to write these down.

by Sophia42 November 14, 2011

The Thomas Rule

You may not go to someone else’s window in CoD Zombies and steal their kills.

“Man this dude Gabe at my window killing my zombies. He’s breaking The Thomas Rule.”

by 6fears7 January 7, 2023

airport rules

When travelling the normal rules and conventions around appropriate times to do things are relaxed.

They are relaxed such that no one should be judged for drinking, sleeping, eating etc. at what would be normally strange or judged.

Pint of beer at 7am? No problems.
Breakfast at midnight? You got it.
Shots at brunch? Why not two!?
These are know as Airport Rules.

8am in the airport.
A "Would it be wrong to have a scotch and Coke with my eggs?"
B "Airport rules my friend"
A "Scotch and Coke it is!"

by Salty Albatross April 11, 2020