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Pussy Finger Toothbrush

The act of using your finger as a surrogate toothbrush after having forgotten that you just used said finger to finger a bitch.
Last night, this bitch I was hooking up with stuck her tongue so far down my throat that I puked all over her floor. She wouldn’t let me use her toothbrush, so I had to use my finger to brush my teeth instead.

“Oh shit, I just fingered you with that finger.”

Pussy Finger Toothbrush
by soundboy24 March 24, 2009
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Idaho pocket pussy

When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.
Fred loves the Idaho pocket pussy. But now the grocery store is sold out of potatoes.
by Lord Pignuts February 19, 2009
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pussy tease

a guy that leads a girl to believe that he's going to have sex with her, then doesnt. Acts like he wants to hook up with a girl, but gives mixed signals. opposite of a cock tease
Jake is such a pussy tease. he's always touching the girls and getting their hopes up
by 12andy December 28, 2005
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big league chew pussy

big league chew pussy as in a girl has a big shredded pussy that looks like a bag big league chew. Has had sex with everyone in three surrounding counties. As in if you were going down on a woman it would be like chewing on an entire bag of big league chew.
Man last night I fucked this girl and her pussy looked like a big bag of big league chew pussy almost like chewing on a bag of gum.
by pantyteamaster April 13, 2009
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pussy licker

a very talented person whom i would like to get to know better.
by jessica February 4, 2004
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pussy free

a. A guy that gets no pussy.

b. A life free of all pussy.
c. When a guy tries to get pussy but gets turned down all the time, he may just quit trying and become pussy free.
d. When a guy never gets laid, he is considered as being pussy free.
Toms girlfriend gives it to everyone accept Tom so he is now completely pussy free.
by LLLittle Dick 44 April 22, 2017
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pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh

A meme that became a trend on tiktok and other platforms saying this:

Original Song name:Pon Mi
PUSSY TIGHT PUSSY CLEAN PUSSY FRESH PUSSY FAT FULL OF FRESH
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