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Promosexual

A person who hits on cashiers or store employees to get a deal.
Male Promosexual: "Oh hey, your hair looks beautiful today, do you have any coupons I could use for this?"

Female Promosexual: "Your biceps are so big, can you give me your employees discount?"
by DangerFinger March 5, 2015
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Propolectic

PRO-po-leck-tic

Adjective: Peaceful, tranquil, cool-headed and unbothered, yet alert and aware of surroundings; anger-free; exuding confidence without that holier-than-thou look; approachable, humble, but clearly in charge, signaling a "don't-fuck-with-me" warning; someone identified with propolexy or someone being in a state of calm control.

Noun: a person who looks calm, approachable and confident, usually with a pleasant resting face, characterized by a serene appearance. Someone you feel you can approach or trust; The opposite of apoplectic.

Derived from pro for professional and medical terminology relating to a blood rush to the head. In this case, it's a creative, confident rush.
I'm pretty easy-going but I wouldn't say I'm propolectic. You'd have to be n F-ing monk to be that cool all the time.

The media is buzzing about the possibility that Donald Trump may be apoplectic characterized by anger and rage. They say we need a leader who comes off looking more propolectic --someone who would think twice before pushing that button.

Noun: Just before a performance, her energy level seems low but when she walks out on stage, she pops! People are drawn to her. She is mosdef propolectic.

Propoletcics move a little slower and sometimes they never finish what they started. We need something in between.

She seems nice and all but she's is overly propolectic for me. I want someone to talk to and all she does is listen.
by claireify August 4, 2016
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Pooposterous

A poo that is so large or messy that it defies definition.
Bill: How was that deuce, Jim?

Jim: It was pooposterous! I think I emptied my entire colon.
by T. Stunt March 24, 2017
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Proboscaorrhagia

Extreme blood loss through the nose; compared with epistaxis which is the medical term for a simple nose bleed. A fake medical term used by manga fans to describe the kind of massive blood loss exhibited by characters who are exposed to unexpected erotic or sexual topics and/or situations.
Doctor: "Your son is suffering from proboscaorrhagia."
Mom: "Is it curable?"
Doctor: "Yes. Just take away all of his porn and he'll be fine."
by CVegas February 23, 2017
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poposeks

Poposeks is a spicy Meymey by Dat Tofu. It is famous at Ghormeh Sabzi eaters. It from Kekistan.
#freekekistan
A: I POPOSEKESED UR MUM NOW XD LOL
B : LOL LMAOOOOOOOOO POPOSEKS WHERE IS MY GHORMEH SABZI XDDDDDDDDDD
by Dat Tofu February 24, 2017
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Propo

-Pa ti si bas fino propo
by Mikrir August 31, 2017
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promosting

A hood conjunction of the words "promoting" and "posting". Used to say one is advertising a product/service via social media posts.
"Bro, how many subscribers you got on YouTube?"

"Not much, but I be promosting my channel on Instagram, so it should be going up real soon."
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