Professional Hand Clown

Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.

“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Professional Human

(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.

Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

Professional Mummy

A mum who is also working as a professional/career job. Same as a career mom.

She’s not a stay at home mum she’s a professional mummy.

by Sah_2016 May 30, 2020

Pamphlet Professional

Someone who has a brief and surface-level overview of a topic.

He's such a pamphlet professional, he has no depth of knowledge and knows only a little about this topic.

by anonymous January 18, 2024

Professional Zoned

When having met someone in a professional setting and they remain strictly professional, refusing any chance of even a friendship developing.

Josh: who was that you just said hello to?
Adam: a girl from work.

Josh: she’s cute, you gonna go for it?
Adam: Can’t. She professional zoned me. Wants to only talk about work and nothing else.

by Photofreek18 January 7, 2020

google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018

Professional Bro Chill

A business-friendly way to communicate the need for a client to calm the Eff Down and be patient for the work at hand to be completed.

That dude kept cutting to the front of the line and demanding to see the manager and have his issues resolved NOW so we had to issue a Professional Bro Chill

by johnnyscrobo August 28, 2023