The Nutty Professor

A prank, pulled on your spectacle-wearing friend, after he passes out. Once asleep, take aforementioned eye glasses, and place directly above your cock and balls. This will give the appearance of a sort of face; with the glasses serving as eyes, your dick being a nose, and your balls serving as jowels. Take a picture of The Nutty Professor, and send a copy to your friend, and whoever else you deem worthy. Make sure to tell all recipients of the sent photograph, who the spectacles belong to.

Look!! Chad's passed out! Quick, give me his glasses so I can do The Nutty Professor!!

by Undefeated Loser June 1, 2017

pick me professor

(n) professor who begs for the approval of their students by appearing understanding of their financial and mental health needs while assigning more homework than any other professor and making his/her own book a required reading.

My pick me professor let the whole class out late because he wanted to give a speech about prioritizing our happiness... I'm not mad I'm annoyed

by d-to-the-ray April 7, 2021

professionality

a combination of professionalism and personality used typically in a work-setting to describe a person who works hard but also shows other fun/pleasing aspects of their character

She's a great candidate anyway but her professionality is really what got her the job!

by jackskay26 March 17, 2009

profane

1. Offending of (the) god(s).
2. (American) A weak and misguided synonym for vulgar.

Civilised Human: What the fuck get away from me before I catch American disease.
American: Hey, don't you be using that profane language in my prescense.
Civilised Human: Get a fucking dictionary, you bible-bashing moron.

by His Imperial Majesty November 16, 2005

professionalc

Describes a person who spends or spent very much time and money to become a true expert in alcoholic matters by drinking a lot and bringing in his whole health for science. Usually a professionalc invests his income in beer, whiskey and other liquids.

wife: 'Oh no, my hubby ordered another pint. Soon he's gonna be a professionalc.'
friend:'He does what he can for his studies.'
hubby:' brrrrrrrrrrppp'

by boyfysauty September 4, 2006

Profecy

An Urban nick name for the kid who thinks out of the box.

Symbolizing Prophecy

(Pro-fe-see)

"Yo, Profecy smooth talked the cops and got us out of trouble."

"Thats pretty smart thinking Profecy"

by DillionTA December 9, 2008

professional whistler

Someone who likes to whistle random tunes at random times to avoid the fact that they cannot sing as good.

Just like King Julian, Ashley has taken on being a professional whistler. He can practise at any time, in any place and still know his girlfriend, Monica thinks the effort is adorable!

by ash's_angel August 13, 2010