product feeder

someone who introduces a product to an existing market

Nowadays, with your buzz agents, product feeders, viral marketers, everyone plugged in 24/7 the Federal Communications Commission needn’t have bothered.

by brunommmatos August 18, 2018

Producted

When a person gets all dressed up for an occasion (nice clothing, make up, hair...)

I got all producted tonight to go have dinner with my sweet boyfriend.

by Luccateli July 13, 2019

Producticrastination

The act of being productive while procrastinating

I should study for my final exam tomorrow, but I’m going to go to the gym instead. Producticrastination at it’s finest.

by Baldin’ ain’t easy August 9, 2019

producertorre

1. This word means that you have misspelled something idiot

2. This is from an alien language

1. Bob: Hey Jeff I am producertorre.
Jeff: U dumb freaking retarded nerd r u serious I'm angry now because your stupidity caused me to start losing brain cells at an alarming rate.
(Jeff killed Bob while he still had a couple brain cells left and then died because he ran out of brain cells)

2. Alien: cyod9yfec by9dbh producertorre

by Smart guy with number 1 hi IQ September 6, 2019

proctored exam

A monitored academic assessment. Everyone over 50 should have a proctored exam as a preventative educational check-up.

Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.

My online proctored exam was overseen by Proctor Dre, who made me turn off my NWA playlist in case it contained hidden messages.

by mountedandloaded November 28, 2019

Proctor

A man with tiny genitalia and little girth, normally impotent. High sex drive low output, who enjoys freakish Christmas sex.

I proctored last night.

by Proctor December 26, 2019

Product Team

When one, for sexual pleasure, farts inside of the mouth of their tinder date, while not wearing a face mask. This provides the receiver the pleasure of tasting their tinder date's dinner.

Last night, my date real gave me the best Product Team moment. I was really able to taste her dinner.

by lestermcolms July 30, 2020