douchemus prime

mixing the largeness of a transformer and the asshoely ness of a douche

ms.delorenzo is a douchemus prime for giving us an essay everyday and a quiz and for grading out quizes wrongfully

by ashwan January 28, 2008

Paul Prime

Typcically bald, due to "fucking genetics" as people always claim. These type of people live up a place called Ovenden and are continuously stalked by 18 year old pricks. These pricks include: people with downers, people who have their lives controlled by their parents and people with no pubic hair.
Paul Prime likes to enjoy wrecking his wrists by typing on a keyboard all day and spamming out MSN 24/7, even whilst at college. Paul Prime's are usually best-friends with people who have downers, just so they feel a little superior in life. Paul Prime's tend to use the words "xD","LOL","LMFAO" and "Oooh-Hoooo-Hoooo(Santa-clause-like noises) FOR THE WIN!".

"That guy has the best comb-over i've ever seen!"
"That is pretty poor, it has like 4 partings!"
"I know! What a Paul Prime."

by Bronze Bear May 17, 2010

Nemesis Prime

Dom Prime cologne

Nemesis Prime: I am Prime

Optimus Prime: no your not I'm prime

by wyats November 7, 2021

The Optimus Prime

when a guy places a strap-on apparatus just above his cock for double penetration of the opposite sex bitches.

"Hey why is your girlfriend smiling so big for?" "Oh I just gave her The Optimus Prime last night."

by dpmjww August 12, 2006

prime meat

A girl that you would love to bang and screw but hasn't been with many guys.

Damn! That girl is primemeat!

by Trevor November 4, 2003

Primary Crush

When as children, mainly in elementary/primary school
two people really like each other, but were stopped by forces larger to them, such as coodies or cooties. Crush is the beginnings of 'like', 'like-like' or 'love'

It involved playing tiggy or tag, where the young confused male would be mean to girls, e.g. push her off swimming pool floatation devices, or throw rocks at.

This could lead to puppy love

little boy : she is my crush.. so im going to be mean to her
little girl : he's so mean to me, don't like him

Sarena : "OMG its Gab!! my primary crush!! I haven't seen you in so many years!" *glomp*

Gab : " ehh ... oh? OHHHH Linh Lam!! the first girl I ever liked, my primary crush! *glomp!*

Sarena : i wuvy wuv youuu shooo muchhh

Gab : Ditto

by mrmeanie25 June 7, 2010

prime ride

when something is perfect, prime

hey you caught that wave? prime ride. straight a's? prime ride. prime ride? prime ride.

by louie pratt June 21, 2008