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Matthew Preston

Matthew is a guy that will treat you right you can always trust him and he will never let you go he gets along with everyone he meets even if doesn’t actually like you because he does not want to hurt anyone feelings he’s just the best person you will ever meet when he finds someone he will never want to let them go he gets really attached to that person so i must be lucky if you find one
Matthew preston’s are the best friends you can have
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Blake Preston Ask is not doing his homework
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Preston

Prestons are funny but sometimes annoying, like...really annoying! But they are still great friends and never want to hurt your feelings. They ask you if you need anything and how you are doing. If you have a Preston in your life, be nice to him, be his friend, you would be so lucky if you have a Preston.
Girl: Wow, thanks for helping me pick up my books!
Preston: Anytime. Hey, want to grab some lunch?
Girl: Sure!
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Preston Jit

a very thiqq cutie
WOW he is such a Preston Jit.
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Preston

A stupid igly man with no bitches whos a pedo and mastrubates to his mothers asshole when looking at his mothers ass
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Preston

He’s a fat ass who likes big oily men, he puts the mc in McDonald’s he doesn’t eat Big Macs he eats giant macs this man looks like he has triplets but it’s just his fat rolls. He pulls no bitches so he photoshops them in with him
Person 1:Have you seen that guy?
Person 2: yeah he’s such a Preston god…
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Preston

Scared of milk, can't spells vaccine as vachine and decision as decsion, or descion.
Prestons are just very dumb people.
Example 1: Imagine being scared of milk. You're such a Preston.

Example 2: You can't spell vaccine or decision? Oh my god what a Preston.
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