The act of making a Thanksgiving dinner in early November, as soon as the ingredients are on display.
The moment I saw a turkey on sale at the supermarket, I had a premature turkjaculation and cooked an entire feast.
by Phil Srobeighn January 19, 2016
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by MattyMo13 March 4, 2016
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by mikehauncheaux March 26, 2016
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I know man, he always atarts laughing and can't finish.
Total premature jokeulation!
I know man, he always atarts laughing and can't finish.
Total premature jokeulation!
by JackandJilly April 9, 2016
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by GigiPDX December 6, 2016
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Get the Prematurely Emojulate mug.The situation in which you say goodbye to someone, believing that you are about to part ways, only to discover that the person is actually going in the exact same direction as you. This results in a lingering sense of awkwardness as you decide whether or not to restart the conversation.
After wishing each other well and promising to reconnect soon, Nick and Varun started walking the same way. There was an uncomfortable silence for around 30 seconds. "Wow, I sure hate premature salutations!" exclaimed Varun. "Yeah..." chuckled Nick nervously.
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