hort peanus

when the peanus gets hort

i forgot to put sunscreen on my dong and got a hort peanus

by Lomaarharetanio February 17, 2022

churning chunky peanut butter

While doing a girl in the ass without the benefit of an enema, you discover she has recently eaten some nuts which are now harshly scraping your dick raw as you fuck.

I was totally rushed so I slammed right into her ass... then I realized I was churning chunky peanut butter. That shit was painful but I just couldn't stop, dude!

by Antichristian6669 February 24, 2012

reese's peanut butter cup

the only saving grace left in this cruel world, the literal manifestation of god himself wrapped into a small decadent, earthshattering combination of chocolate and peanut butter to save humanity from their sins and to open the gates of heaven in order to destroy satan himself and make the world perfect where no one will ever have flaws

I ate a reese's peanut butter cup, oh wow im god now

by yay121 March 25, 2021

Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert

A similar event to Emergency Meeting, hosted by Andrew and Tristan Tate. It is a meeting that is casual in setting but serious in topic.

"I'm going to gather the five most perspicacious and indefatigable men I know and hold a Peter Pan Peanutbutter Alert to discuss the future of society whilst smoking cigars"

by jackoncrack13 October 9, 2023

preaner

Also spelt Preener and sometimes Preanar, someone (usally a guy)about 15 or so who hangs around with tweens only so they can be praised by those naive and younger then them. Is dangerously close to a cradle-snatcher

That Toby is such a preaner. I heard he tried to hook up at lil' Sharece's party last Thursday. He gives me the creeps.

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

preanticipate

1.To have advance knowledge that you are about to become aware of a situation which has not yet become a reality.
2. To anticipate an anticipation of unforeseen events.

My penis preanticipated Mark's mother's need to be penetrated so without our knowledge or approval proceeded to violate her anus.

by captainzenon October 18, 2010

Peanut Butter Boy/Girl

1.) A Mixed/Mulatto person.

2.) A blend of any two races.

1.) I only flux with peanut butter boy/girls.

2.) Damn, check that peanut butter chicks butt.

3.) Peanut butter dudes have good taste.

by Peanut Butter Nicka July 24, 2012