Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease

Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease (PMPD for short) is a disease reserved especially for the week before Midterms.
College and High School students are extremely vulnerable.
The most popular symptoms of the disease include:

Updating your facebook every 5-10 minutes hoping someone will reply.

Checking your emails constantly, hoping someone will send you something.

Texting your buddies for answers on test reviews and praying your teacher won't compare your work.

Speed reading your notes and claiming to your professor you've "studied well."

Crying for no apparent reason.

Writing papers at 2 in the morning.

Getting "distracted" constantly because of hunger or thirst.

There is one effective cure to this phenomenon.
The only possible cure is the winter break after testing, where students only have to really worry if they passed their midterms or not.

Girl: Hey, did you study for all of your midterms yet?
Guy: Nah, I'm suffering from Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease.

by Moma Laquifa December 13, 2009

pre-gay bio-child

A child that a gay person had with a member of the opposite sex before realizing that he or she was gay.

"Melanie took her daughter Blossom to the park this morning."

"Melanie and Candace adopted a child?"

"No, Blossom is a pre-gay bio-child from Melanie's marriage to Mark a few years ago."

by Commentator X April 27, 2010

Pre-cise

(noun) the distinction between a cise and a pre-cise is that a pre-cise is the act of cising something BEFORE it actually happens or even exists. Pre-cising can be due to feelings of preconceived excitement, enthusiasm, or thoughts of awesomeness. Exercise caution when pre-cising - you don't want to set you or others up for unnecessary disappointment.

1. "Omgosh. My outfit for this party is gonna actually be so hot. Like suriously, all eyes are going to be on me. I can just see it. Walk in. Stop the party b/c of how much sex I'm gonna ooze."

"Have you actually bought your outfit yet?"

"Um..no"

"Stop pre-cising yourself. You're gonna pre-cise a non-existent and could just end up looking like shit."

2. "My baby be the shit."
"Yo baby isn't even born yet. You be pre-cising it."

by djs of c4503 January 1, 2012

Pre-Digestive Bulimia

Spitting out a chewed up bite of food because you realize you can't eat one bite more.

Karl: "Did you see that chick over there, she just spit up her last bite of food into a napkin."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."

by Momo Mayes July 20, 2007

pre-pack

to pack items for a trip, then you discover you still need them and have to dig them back out.

He pre-packed his clothes three days too soon and had nothing to wear.

by medialover1 August 15, 2007

Pre-hydrate

When you drink a lot of water or other liquids in preparation for a night of heavy drinking in the hopes that you won't wake up with a desert in your mouth the next day.

aka 'prydrate'

Rodney: "Hey Herbert, you sure are drinking a lot of tea"

Herbert: "Yeah, I'm going to that Japanese whiskey bar Ichikura tonight, so I wanna pre-hydrate"

by Benjamin , aka "Mayor of Huozi-town" January 2, 2008

Pre-Christmas Spirit

The positive feeling or attitude associated with the coming holiday - one may experience it when seeing the lights on the houses in his neighborhood, while finding perfect gifts for his family members, or when he hears holiday tunes playing in the background at one store or another. Some experience pre-Christmas spirit only to find disappointment when Christmas actually comes. This is a case where the hype and anticipation are better than the real thing.

Tracy felt the pre-Christmas spirit through November and December each time she passed by the Christmas section at the department store, but when December 25th came around and she unwrapped a sweater and a blender, she somehow lost the feeling.

by awesomeforce December 25, 2008