z patch

Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke

Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke?

uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on

by ezdoesit2me October 21, 2008

Vaggie Patch

vagina

That girl has a tight vaggie patch.

by lbrookeo March 18, 2009

Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

by codycodycodyhhh August 12, 2011

afro patch

an exorbitant amount of pubic hair that has congregated in the area above the genitalia

I better take care of my AFRO PATCH before i Wesley snipe this bitch tonight.

by TheRedHairedBandit August 28, 2012

cabbage patch tooth

its a rotted tooth that expels reminiscent of the taste and smell of boiled cabbage

That girl I was on a date with had the kiss of a cabbage patch tooth

by sharmeanie December 15, 2011

monkey patch

The hair on someone's lowermost back in a small patch. Usually where a girl would have her "tramp stamp"

"When I banged your sister doggystyle last night I wanted to comb her monkey patch, it was so thick"

by JCizzero February 11, 2014

Vag Patch

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.

I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.

by taylorreeve June 23, 2016