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Potatoism

Potatoism
The voluntary and gracious act of viewing "Agent P." as the 1 true ruler of the dabloon economy and the rest of the universe
Dang, fuck that im converting to Potatoism
by Agent B(ogi) January 29, 2022
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Potatoey

A fry, that has a bit too much potato in relation to crunch
That fry was a bit too potatoey
by Arock20 May 14, 2022
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space potatoe

Kind of like a couch potato only doesn't sit on the couch. Doesn't sit much at all. Has a very busy brain and loves staring into space. The entertainment on the inside never stops and has a hard time paying attention to the rest of the world.

Applied to a person with ADHD in a lighthearted way.
Hey you space potatoes! We got stuff to do today! Move it!!
by Twinkle Toes the Space Potato October 25, 2014
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mashed potates

When u do the mashing to the potates
I like to eat mashed potates
by Dingerbingerdoodoo April 20, 2018
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Potatoed

To get 'potatoed' or be in a 'potato' state usually refers to taking a slight overdose of MDMA caps or similar substance. One enters a state of potato or vegetable where the mind no longer references the regular world and only roots the munted state.
If entered in pairs or groups one can often only see the other participant as an actual raw potato on the couch, chair or public infrastructure.
"Fuck mate im potatoed!"
Jesus bruv... you are potatoed right now
by leopardskinpants January 21, 2015
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Potatoe Sack

When your with your friends in a local place and while they are sitting down you run up to them take your hand on the back of their head and put it on your ballsack, and yell "Bitch, You've just been potatoe sacked!" or when your girlfriend is laying down and you perform a teabag only say potatoe sack
by Potatoe_sack April 14, 2009
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The Angry Couch Potatos

When two dudes get into a confrontation that escalates to the point that one dude makes a completely irrational decision.

Said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try's to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.
"Dude, you put your ASSHOLE COVERED FINGER in my MOUTH!!!"

"Wait, what are you doing? "(alarmed)

"I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR ASSHOLE JUICE IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!"

"Stop! Why are you mostly naked?!!"

( Arguer proceeds to try and deliver The Angry Couch Potatos on the other's face. All else are in awe of current situation)
by icomefromalanddownunder June 2, 2009
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