potman

a GANGSTA yo

Holla at dat potman fo sho

by Bob Potman June 23, 2004

Postmodern cultural Marxism

When some ignorant people wanted to criticize an idea but with no understanding of the issue and no strong counterargument, they end up using some ambiguous terms to label the idea they dislike.

Apparently she does not like this proposal, but except for talking some postmodern cultural Marxism, she really does not know how to persuade other people to agree with her.

by readbeforeusay July 3, 2019

postman

Noun:

1) A term derived from the song "Postman," by Living Colour. The song portrays an individual who feels as if humanity, even the objects and creatures who get in his way, are torturing him with sin and monotony, and are disobeying their creator, almight God. He becomes a messanger of God's wrath and destroys humanity, a happening which is implied in the song, but never actually stated. The character portrayed in the song may actually be a postman-- which would lead one tto believe that this song is about a historical event, the mass slayings commited by psychopathing postmen-- as seen in the following verses:

"Dogs and demons, walks in my head, I'm deep under pressure"

"Heavy things in a heavy bag (possibly a mail bag), heavy thoughts on my mind"

A postman is any individual who feels as if they are being pressured by all humanity, and that they need to...

-Resort to extreme force to get their way
-Be emo x10
-Go postal (as implied in the song, "Postman")
-Be rude, or act like an ass

Postmen are people one never wants to make angry, lest they spaz out and go postal.

2) A black metal song by Living Colour. See the last definition for info in the song.

3) A postal worker. Somebody who delivers mail to people on a specific mail route.

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Verb:

1) To go postal.

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Adjective:

1) Insane, psychopathic

2) Angry, emo

N1. Don't bother Little Jimmey! He's a real postman, he may just blow your head off!

N2. "Chaos and carnage surround me
While I hear their shouts and crys
I laugh at the gut while they try to surround me
THEY WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!"

--Postman, buy Living Colour

N3. The postman came by and delivered our new issue of Nintendo Power!

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V1. Oh God, Jack's going postman! He's already trashed his office, and now he's taking a shit in Jenny's mouth!

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A1. Eric was totally postman, so we had to send him to the madhouse.

A2. God, you're so postman! Why don't you just go off and die!?

by DeusExMagna November 19, 2005

Postman

Logic sending letters to the people

I've been feeling like a mothafuckin' postman
Sending letters to the people
All this knowledge that I got, I'm like an old man
Hold up, wait now oh man!
Let me back up in this bitch
I'm platinum in this bitch, I'm rapping in this bitch
Running the game, yeah I've been lappin' in this bitch
You know it's alright
Fuck around and they all might
Look at a brother different, I've been at it all night
I think I said it but I know I'm doing this for everybody going through it

by Logic0228 November 11, 2019

The Postman Pat

The act of luring women into your red van, placing them in boxes with holes placed in strategic areas. Then the "Postman" proceeds to insert his member into said holes and sings the postman pat theme tune. If the "postman" finishes before the song he must be locked in a box and thrown off a bridge as punishment.

Hey, James, I've got a red van, do you want to borrow it and do the postman pat

by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017

Postal service minute

A length of time that will actually require an extra half of the original amount before completion.

Place in the microwave for 1 minute 30, or a postal service minute.

by Dancing Bear December 30, 2005

postmodification

The process by which an individual or a corporate entity modifies former philosophies and expressions of modernism as a response to the emerging postmodern culture. It is the reconstruction of modernist philosophy, art, and culture and the establishment of a postmodern culture in its place. The emphasis is on the observable changes in ambience, such as repainting a room from a neutral color to diverse and contrasting colors.

Jack: Have you noticed that Jeff's pants keeping getting tighter and tighter.
Jill: Ya, he has been postmodifying (postmodification) his wradrobe.

by Damaed April 6, 2006