positive polly

The opposite of negative nelly

Fucking hell Nina stop being such a positive polly and heightening my expectations

by Conan April 22, 2018

Man Positioning System

Also Man-P-S or MPS

The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.

A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.

Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.

Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!

by Really Bad Rye June 25, 2009

mountainman position

When a girl has her back to a rockwall and the man is facing her and they are having sex

I was at this party and I got in the mountainman position with a hot chick

by brazyon June 28, 2009

Library Position

The action of holding hands. Or being forced to.

Guy1: Hey I saw you in the hallway with your girlfriend! You guys walk so close.
Guy2: Yeah she always wants to be in library position.

by pmakattttttack August 24, 2009

posithought

An alternative expression to I'm praying for you. When you want to send out positive thoughts for someone without coming across as religious or praying to a particular deity.

Sending positive thoughts of agreement, support or comfort to effect change in the universe.

I'm sending posithoughts your way!

by deidra09 January 11, 2008

Posibilidoom

The possible outcome for a doomed situation

He was possibly heading for certain doom, posibilidoom.

by Klaykid August 16, 2008

Poligimatards

The outcome of when a drunken hill billy orgy goes severely wrong. Involves many hill billies and their cousins in one giant unnecessary orgy.

There doesn't need to be an example, you know it's wrong. Hopefully, no more poligimatards will be brought into the world by moron polygamists.

by AlexxelA October 21, 2008