pop tart

purple grass

dud check out the pop tart on that cow man, he's like having a chicken out of it

by yo dude March 24, 2003

pop tart

A gay guy who is friends with slutty girls

Jim is such a pop tart

by mach 10 May 13, 2003

poptard

one who is stupid.
incredibly.
and refuses to acknowlege that a poptart and a toaster strudel are the same thing

a black asian jewish gay is a poptard

by emii October 2, 2007

poptartaholic

Someone who has an unhealthy addiction to pop tarts.

"I'm such a poptartaholic. I could eat them all day long"

by Karmatropolis December 4, 2013

poptartgladiator

The swaggiest person you will ever meet

Me: Hey PoptartGladiator
PoptartGladiator: SUP NIGGA! IM AUDI

by Timmy K. February 11, 2014

POPTARTS

So Poptarts are the best snack you could ever have!!! Sorry, the chocolate Poptarts are all for me, SoOoOoOoOoOo.....

Hayley: MEH POPTARTS, GIMME GIMME GIMME
Besties: ok ok here have them
Hayley: chill out, y'all can have done too
Besties: thx hazel

by Poptart_loving_sweety March 28, 2019

Poptartt

Weirdo/corny person who can be takin serious when talking to another person

Her: My weave itches

Him: wtf b**** you a poptartt

by Citygirll crazyy May 9, 2019