Poot

A person who is both a pleasure and a hoot (funny), a poot.

I had such a good time with you and couldn't stop laughing! You're such a poot!

by Chirpchirp July 7, 2015

Ka-poot

When a female human has a multi level fart situation and the last poot (the caboose fart) travels up the vag then makes a slight pop noise.

“I had a ka-poot!”

“I was walking and I thought I had to fart, but it was only a ka-poot.”

by DakotaScottMoore March 29, 2022

Poot

Combination of the words “poop” and “toot.” To poot is to poop and fart at the same time; most commonly unintentional. Not uncommon among babies and elderly people.

I thought I just had a fart, but I accidentally pooted. Excuse me, while I go clean myself.

by thatoneguy87 November 27, 2017

Poots

Meaning something stupid or dumb

DAD:Oh shit I dropped grandmas ashes

Me:poots

by Skark boy aka unknown July 18, 2021

Poot

Exactly that.

"This nigga really just crossed me for a gaper bruh... What a poot..."

"That's lame as hell..."

by TundraFeever December 10, 2021

ha poot

spitting

i ha pooted on ur mum

by sexyprisoner22 May 10, 2022

poot

when someone does something rude or dumb. or insults you.

kennedi: did you see what miranda did to leah?
lauren: ikr, that was so poot of her

lauren: your ugly and annoying
kennedi: that was really poot of you

by peachesSTDS May 12, 2020