Captain Pooding

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding

Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name

by bumsectomy June 1, 2009

phantom pooping

The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places

"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"

by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013

Pine pooning

Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.

My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.

by Mjhalleman July 22, 2016

Flag Polling

Intensely masturbating while inserting the pole of an American flag to assert territory for the United States into the urethra.

Joe: Don't you ever just want to stick a flag down your urethra?
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.

by SlavicPimp February 10, 2017

Marco polling

What Michele said.

T and I don't know what Marco polling is.

by StevenMc7878 April 18, 2018

snow pooping

The act of digging a small hole, then proceeding to fill that hole with a poop. After, one may or may not cover the top of the hole with more snow.

"Bobby can I use your bathroom"

"No dude, Josè is already in there"

"Where am I gonna go"

"Just go outside"

"Ok, I've never tried snow pooping"

by GOOGLE456 December 11, 2017

Fish Polling

When you attach a string to a really nasty dildo and you shove it 6.66 inches inside the most putrid smelling vagina you can buy off the corner, on a muggy Friday afternoon around 6:00 pm.

John spends his Friday afternoons Fish Polling with his mother, Jane.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018