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Paleo Penis

When one that is on the paleo diet takes the next step to be a true caveman - he quits internet porn and refrains from fapping. The Paleo Penis will then be born. The paleo penis is different from the normal no fap penis as it is wiser and more natural. This was the penis of our ancestors and those before them. The penis the way it was meant to be.
Paleo-Man - "I have all this energy from the extra testosterone I'm not wasting on fapping. Time for more gains."
Paleo Penis - "I'm up for anything."
by Jew Aladdin March 6, 2014
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Small Penis Truck

A souped-up truck, generally with huge tires and a body that is raised. Small Penis Trucks tend to be candy apple red, but can vary in color as well. You can also tell a Small Penis Truck from a normal truck by the fact that the paint is shiny, waxed and has no scratches, this truck is obviously not being utilized any type of truck uses. If the truck looks as bright and shiny as fingernail polish, this is a dead giveaway.

The Small Penis Truck gets its name from the owners of said vehicles. This type of truck is almost always owned by men who are compensating for the small size of their own genitalia. These men have a complex often referred to as Penis Envy. Because there is nothing they can do in order to increase the size of their own genitals, they attempt to show their manhood in other ways. Owning a giant, jacked up truck somehow, in their own minds, makes up for their like of penis size.

These owners of Small Penis Trucks are often dangerous as many of them feel that that they must constantly defend their manhood in violent ways. They are looking for ways to be manly. This can result in road rage, insulting others, starting fights and claiming that women that ignore them "must be lesbians".

This condition can only be cured if these men are mocked mercilessly. To help them, you should point and laugh at their trucks. Hopefully this will get through to them that the truck doesn't make up for their penis inferiority complex.
"Check out that guy. He must feel inferior about his manliness because he's driving a Small Penis Truck.
by Mako34 August 20, 2011
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Penis Docking

When two men unite by joining their penises, head to head, to make a rod with one back. The foreskin of the dominant male (or space station) is wrapped over the end of the smaller knob belonging to the submissive male(or moon unit) to great a blind, but elongated penis shaft.
Son: Hey Dad, while I'm not really into penis docking it might help us to do some father and son bonding. Dad: That would would be lovely son. I haven't felt the touch of your knob for years.
by Lazzareth April 23, 2015
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smurf penis

The blue French horn between papa smurf's thighs
Papa is smurfing her with his blue French horn

That blue hose looks like a smurf penis
by BlueLongDong April 16, 2014
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penis wrinkle

a way to insult someone to the lowest degree
by Jesse Denning October 24, 2003
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Penis Artist

Someone who continuosly draws penises on other peoples shit.
if your buddy has like a notebook or a paper or something, when he turns around, draw a quick penis on it. keep it small or draw it huge. dont limit your detail. if you have time, add pubes and veigns.

PS dont limit yourself to notebooks and paper. Piss people off by drawing dicks on their books, backpacks, desks, clothes, and even their own bodys.
by Spencer Mahan June 9, 2005
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Penis Peeker

One who sneaks peeks at males genitalia.
I was walking out of the shower when that penis peeker took a look at the angle of my dangle.
by Spence da Peek December 9, 2006
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