Polly

A victim.

Man: Hey, what happened when you went to Madrid?
Kai: I touched Polly

by You already know who this is. August 28, 2019

pollygraph

A device that supposedly determines if a parrot is telling the truth.

Polygraph machines are notoriously inaccurate and unreliable (i.e., they're easy to "beat" by simply going without sleep for two days before the test, and they merely sense if you're nervous, they cannot actually tell if you're lying, and so there are plenty of false positives just because the subject is scared or anxious), but a pollygraph would be even more useless, since a bird doesn't even actually know what it's saying... it merely imitates what it's heard, and so it has no idea if the words it's mindlessly squawking are the truth of not.

by QuacksO September 10, 2019

Polly Snapper

A real knee slapper, a good chuckle bringer. A joke, phrase, or story that makes you laugh.

Girlfriend: MY BALLS ITCH
Dude: What a polly snapper!!!

by _fr@nk_ November 15, 2019

Pollywallet

When a male inserts his penis into another of Polynesian decent's bellybutton

Carl: "Gene, lift up your top cunt so I can pollywallet you"
Gene: "Yeah, nah bro, Chris could be keen"
Chris: "But I'm not Polynesian im Brittish, ask the guards"
Carl: "oh fuck nah they'l hook me"

by ShinSplintz February 14, 2020

polly

a short little bitch

wow, i'm being such a polly

by annapolly April 11, 2020

Pollacking

To send multiple pictures of karl Pollocks face to someone on whatsapp.

Hey lets give elwell a pollacking

by inconvenience June 13, 2020

Polly

Desperate bitch, likes to use bottle for weapons. Can't apply lipstick.
Slag.

That's girl is such a Polly

by This89 July 18, 2020