pole tax 

An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.

If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?

pole tax by QuacksO February 7, 2025

Pole Buddies 

Two women that have had sex with the same man

"You fucked him as well? Does that make us pole buddies?"

Pole Buddies by Spingspong5 February 18, 2025

pole handler 

Term used to describe the gay sport of skiing. This sport was founded in the early 1900’s when men wanted a get away to fondle each other without being seen. they would show their cock handling abilities by pushing themselves along with 2 poles..

Most skier’s can handle 2 cocks at once

Look dad there’s a pole handler, stay away from him son he is gay as they come, strap your board on and lets go

pole handler by SamStrothers February 23, 2025

Pole cat

Someone who doesn’t stop acting superior to everyone else. Constantly trying to cause issues for people. Unhappy with themselves due to being closeted.

You can’t out piss a pole cat. You mean Jett Stillwell?

Pole cat by Olderbutwiser June 16, 2025

pole grabber 

noun
1.
a total homosexual
"that dude is a massive pole grabber"
2.
a chick who cant stand but service every Johnson in a 50m radius
"watch out, she's a real pole grabber"

That pole grabber will suck your soul out.

pole grabber by maxaine August 5, 2025

Pole Vault

(Noun, slang)

1. The strategic rebound maneuver where you use a temporary situationship as emotional scaffolding to clear the “I still miss her” bar.

2. A no-future fling deployed in a moment of desperation to prop up your confidence.

“Bro, be honest… you and Kayla?”

“Bro, chill. I wasn’t cuffing. That was a pole vault. I cleared the bar, but I’m still not healed.”

Pole Vault by Sleekowl February 10, 2026

Pole Vaulting

When you roll over in your sleep and wake yourself up because your boner is in a painful position.

I rolled over in my sleep last night and woke up from pole vaulting.

Pole Vaulting by C-Nuggz May 13, 2026