Loafenity Prayer

Loafenity Prayer:

God, grant me the laziness to avoid work everyday

The courage to nap for hours on end

and the hammock to do it in.

I got pissed when my wife asked me to do a bunch of chores around the house today. So I said the loafenity prayer three times and took a nap instead.

by JShakes December 23, 2009

Leaving Players On The Field

To drop a deuce and not dispose of it properly (not flushing or making sure everything flushes).

Guy 1: "man those guys from programming keep coming over to our restroom to drop the kids off at the pool"

Guy 2: "I know and they have their own bathroom!"

Guy 1: "worst part is, THEY KEEP LEAVING PLAYERS ON THE FIELD"

by waxrage October 1, 2009

arma player

1. Any person(s) who have the abaility to adapt nearly instantly to video games, usually of complicated design.

2. Someone who will attempt to act out a combat scenario at a lazer tag event. (Because they can't afford airsoft)

Context*
ArmA (Armed Assault) is a combat simulator developed by Bohemia Interactive. ArmA is know for it's extremely large control scheme and steep learning curve.

1. Man this dude's already pretty good. Must be an Arma player.
2. Jesus, yesterday I encountered an Arma player at the Lazer tag arena.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

Dirty Player

An unsportsmanlike player in a sport that often cheats to win or receive a penalty whenever the umpire or referee’s back is turned. Tactics what dirty players use to put down opposition players can range from swearing and abusing the ref if they see the issue to king hitting, kicking, stomping, spitting, slapping and punching. Dirty players rarely show true sportsmanship behaviour and their grubby tactics can often go unnoticed until another player or the ref looks.

Kevin Muscat is a former football player for Crystal Palace and Millwall who stomped on Danny Webber and elbowed Michael Boulding - he is a dirty player

by Crowsfan91 December 23, 2018

price payer

A metaphoric phrase that describes a person or organization that endures a plethora of unpleasant experiences, events, or actions involved as a condition of achieving a desired outcome.

The price (cost) is the necessary sacrifice to achieve the desired result.

The payer (person or organization) is responsible for paying (enduring) the necessary sacrifices gracefully.

Coach: Welcome to freshman summer football game!
Player 1: "Thanks coach. What time is the conditioning test?"
Player 2: "Oh, he is prepared to pay the price!"
Player 3: "Yeah or will he become a price payer?"
*Conditioning test ends & Player 1 fails on the last 3 sprints*
Player 3: "Well well well, looks like we have a price payer on our hands...What will it cost?!?!"
Coach: "5am retries of the conditioning test until you pass all the sprints."
Player 4 who fails every summer: "Welcome to the Price Payer squad my friend. We will suffer patiently until we pass this test!"

by Price Payer Elite October 14, 2020

Useless player

Someone that always gets carried

S|mplex is a useless player because he gets carried

by Blaze6 October 18, 2020

Cracker Player

A white girl who can get anything she wants but won't commit to anything.

Stop lying , you cracker player!

by sixty six and no more March 3, 2021