Plong

A bunch of dumb fucking arrogant teachers that think they know shit this was defined in a never ending phone call.

Most teachers in schools are plongs

by Im99%Black February 2, 2023

plonkdoodle

A vigorously ferocious shit that when taken makes a sound: plonkdoodle

Jeez luise i just tokk on hell of a chonky plonkdoodle.

by Plonkdoodle December 29, 2022

Ploob

A word that describes a person. Who doesn't know what they're talking abouts

Doug is such a ploob

by Ploob supremacy January 11, 2023

Ploof

“Ploof” is a word to describe the feeling of sad but also happy while also warm and cold at the same time.

Friend: I heard you and NAME broke up. How are you feeling?
Me: Well, she broke my heart so sad. But we’re still best friends so good. I’m feeling ploof.

by The Miserable January 23, 2023

Plongitude

A plongitude is at right angles to any common platitude … viz. “the cat’s meow”, a platitude for something quite nice, turns into “the cat’s dogbite” to mean something very “not nice.”

The writer surprises her readers with frequent plongitudes eliciting knowing grins more than lohengrins.

by Collect47 March 27, 2023

plongulus

to pop off the plong

Brother you were really acting plongulus last night

by the plonger March 27, 2023

ploofa

Someone who plumps pillows to hump them

“Turns out Jessica’s a ploofa”
“Have you smelt her pillows?”

by Gibby458 July 21, 2024