Airless plastic

An insult to someone who is skinny and weak.

Kid 1: Come on, you can do better
Kid 2: I'm trying
Kid 1: What are you, an airless plastic

by Teacherthatdonthelp November 24, 2021

wrap me in plastic

I'm done; I'm over it; I'm dead

"A 3 hour wait for Hagrid's Motorbike Adventure? Absolutely not. Wrap me in plastic."

by d0llface1197 October 29, 2020

Plastic Jock

Someone of non Scottish origin who has lived in Scotland long enough to pick up the language,slang and mannerisms of a Scot and to the non Scots ear may sound Scottish but is infact not.May even on occassion claim to be Scottish.Usually given away by a twang of their original accent,a healthy complexion or lack of ginger hair.

"Plastic" as in fake.

"Jock" as in commonly used slang for a Scotsman.

He may sound a bit Scottish but hes English,hes a Plastic Jock.

by Haggis0 July 6, 2009

Plastic bag

A term for a condom- refers to putting it over your head

Pickle- Hey my life sucks I have to live in a jar!

Dick- Oh yeah? They put a plastic bag on my head, put me in a cave, then hit my head against the wall until I throw up!

by Ilikedirt October 16, 2009

planking

Lying face down, stiff as a plank, in a public place and taking a photo.

I took a photo of him planking on a bridge.

by McMarina June 9, 2011

plastic pusher

another word for a girl gold digger.

Tina got him to buy her that bracelet, she is such a plastic pusher.

by Peach March 15, 2004

Plascit

The mispronunciation of the word plastic by typically undereducated personages of low income and few teeth, especially in a grocery emporium setting.

"I'll take plascit bags instead of paper."

by inkidu October 9, 2008