sex piñata

A piñata that you have to break open with a penis varying in size (preferably large).

That hoe brought a piñata and me and my friends preformed a sex piñata. That bitch exploded.

by Largegenitals69 May 11, 2016

Cincinnati pinata

Is the act of after having sex, the male taking off the condom and while holding the opening, or rolled up part, putting the reservoir tip end in the womans mouth and she sucks on the condom until it breaks due to negative pressure, releasing its contents in a fast rush. This practice has been abandoned due to the high potential for aspiration of the condom causing death by asphyxiation! (fluids + rubber = slippery, accidents happen). Your cant say i didn't tell you.......
"DO NOT DO THIS!!!"

The now common/slightly safer method is to have the woman use her two canine (cuspid) teeth and puncture a small hole at the reservoir tip of the condom and suck SLOWLY on the condom and get the contents that way. This is also know as a "Sperm Bong" or "Cum Bong or "Jism Bong", etc. But still,
"DO NOT DO THIS ONE EITHER!!!" Be safe and live to have sex another day!

"Dude, my girlfriend has been so good this week, i decided to let her have a treat last night, so i gave her a Cincinnati pinata! She loves it! She can only have one when she has been good though!"

by K.C. Man December 28, 2008

Pina Colada Head

Someone who has dyed their hair so much that they dye has permanently altered their ability to think straight.

"Heidi, you are such a pina colada head!"

by Campkid September 28, 2008

pinarayi

Spreading fake news. Simply wasting time. Good for nothing

Electing donkey is better than pinarayi

by Ohhmyyggg June 22, 2017

piÑata pumper

when your fucking a girl in her vagina and right when she is about to have an orgasm you stick candy in vagina and u push it in with your dick!!!!

bambam..." dude i gave my gf the piÑata pumper and she loved it!!!"

connor..." i still like the squealing racoon better..."

bambam..." fuck off connor so fucking nasty..."

by 13@M13@M July 25, 2009

Penial

When a girl is straight but refuses to date men because they tend to break her heart. Like "denial".

Jessica hasn't dated a guy in a year because she's been broken up with so many times she's traumatized. She's in penial.

by mmmmmpapi June 2, 2017

Piñata

A Piñata is an empty shell of cardboard made for shoving candy forcefully into it. After said candy has been inserted, the piñata is hung on a tree with a noose and beat with wooden sticks until it breaks open and the candy rains from it. Piñatas are typically used at birthday parties, taco parties, party parties, cult meetings etc. Piñatas can be pretty much anything design wise. From donkeys to dicks, the options are endless. While most piñatas are beaten to death with sticks for fun, others become decoration or even pets. Some people may even make their own piñatas, though these tend to look like complete fucking shit.

*birthday party noises
Asshole: “Hey lil Shit! Get your fuckin ass over here. Time to murder the piñata!”
Lil Shit: “I’m coming”
or
*weird yet sexy humming
Creepy fuckin dude: “Did you bring the piñata for sacrifice!”
Cult bro: “Of course creepy fuckin dude, we even filled it with candy!”
Creepy Fuckin Dude: “Excellent! Let the festivities begin!”
*weird yet sexy humming INTENSIFIES

by Word$mith101 December 2, 2018