pumping gas

A polite way of saying that you have to or have already farted.

i.e.: "I ate a lot of beans and now I am pumping gas".
"Who just pumped gas?" "I've been pumping gas all night."

by I_AM_FARTICUS March 6, 2010

Titty pimpin

When someone takes a while to do something.
Dilly dallying

Let's hit the road. Quit titty pimpin!

by 1096 March 7, 2009

Cat Pumping

When one is unsatisfied with having sex with humans, they turn to performing hardcore sex acts on cats.

Jim is tired today because he was cat pumping all night long.

by Billy Fear October 17, 2010

hot-piping

the act of taking a s**t inthe exhaust pipe or gas tank of a car/truck/motorcycle and waiting for the victim to start the car resulting in a fowl odorous explosion or projectile exiting through the exhaust pipe.

i went hot-piping in jim's car! he was so pissed!

by wgl May 21, 2011

Straight piping

When two straight guys "accidentally " have sex while working on their lifted truck

Josh and I spent all night in the garage straight piping, and then we did some exhaust work on my truck.

by Buttstuffisfun November 21, 2016

dissin my pimpin

not respecting one's talent or skill

Tom called Bob's 3 point shot ugly. Bob replied, "Stop dissin my pimpin, I am up by 3 points now!"

by Urban Logic June 18, 2008

piping

The sexual act also known as a blowjob. Best given by 19yr old scouse women.

She was piping me off for ages last night

by B_M April 21, 2006