peyton cooper

this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.

everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper

me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?

by thatspicything April 23, 2019

peyton

it is a BOY NAME NOT FOR GIRLS.(stupid people)he is sweet and funny.

peyton is so funny

by haha_girl3415 November 1, 2019

Peyton

HE IS SO FREAKIN CUTE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT

Defined
Girl . Is that your crush
Me. Oh Peyton yes he is so sweet and cute
Girl. Yeah I know. Omg he is coming over here girllll
Me. Ok ok be cool
Peyton. Sup girls
Girl and me . Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Daddyxkitten November 9, 2019

Peyton

the best girl you'll ever meet

Wow look at Peyton aint she pretty

by emememm123 April 12, 2023

Peyton Sexton

Loves men, he loves men and wants to mingle with other guys

Peyton Sexton and his dog

by ur ur ur ur November 7, 2021

Peyton A.S.

=Loser
A thirteen year old girl that acts like a newborn and she has elf ears. She also likes her cat, sometimes. Watch out she punches. Certified bad ass. Also referred to as: plankton, PlayStation, plantation, poker, pollypocket, Plato, pet, pinnapple

Peyton A.S. is a loser.

by smdney December 23, 2022

Anti-Peytonism

The extreme hate of anyone named Peyton particularly Peyton Garrick who goes to FBA in Naples FL.

Peyton is such a slut I’m a proud supporter of anti-peytonism

by Suck me 383873 March 5, 2022