soul patch

The patch of hair directly below a male's lower lip, any self respecting stylish male has one

chick: wow that dude has a soul patch, he must be cool

by very_cool_dude May 22, 2006

patcham

an area ni brighton that has the worst football team in the world

:hay lits join patcham football team
:no way they suck

by : April 18, 2005

Alaskan Eye Patch

The act of ejaculating into a females eye, allowing time for the seamen to dry thus causing a translucent patch covering the specimens eye

Alaskan Eye Patch
The elaborate use of male seamen to make an almost artistic creation

by jizbitch August 16, 2010

patch

Synonymous with crack.
In computer hacker terminology, a patch is an editing of a certain data file or executable that enables the end user to bypass the copy protection normally included in said data file. A patch usually consists of editing only a few bytes of assembly code.

Do you have a patch for the latest Agendus for PalmOS? Try pilotw@rez!

by Sonnybobiche January 27, 2004

Patchwork

Slipshod, poorly-designed. Most often used to describe organizations.

Our patchwork trash committee has changed the weekly trash day three times in the past two months; those guys need to get their collective act together quickly.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

patch

Something fabric you can stitch on a sweater/backpack/trousers/etc.

"Look at my so-c00l KoRn; Issues-patch!"

by `tr4sh.Y February 20, 2004

Elbow Patch

Stimulating a penis with the lubricated crease of one's elbow to the point of ejaculation.

Since Suzy has no hands so she had to give me an elbow patch to get me off.

by Pedro is a Perv April 12, 2011