Pudge Packing

Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge package into the crack of her ass, the buldge of her beaver, or anywhere in between (taint). Works best right after sex when genitals are full of blood, but not quite erect.

Pudge Packing can be an intimately relaxing after-sex bonding session, as long as your ladyfriend doesn't mind having your hot, sopping wet pudge crammed in her crack.

by Ray June 11, 2004

packing popcorn

When a woman is wearing a bathing suit (or underwear for that matter) and hasn't shaved her pubes the resulting puffy look under the bathing suit or underwear

Man look at that bitch in the bikini - she's packing popcorn - better give her the weed wacker.

by THE TAS December 28, 2008

bare-backing-back-packing

To go on an adventurous trip into the wild with a minimal of tools. Both literary and metaforicly.

Will: Let`s head over into that patch of brambles! and take off your shirt and pants, we`re going bare-backing-back-packing.

Barry: I`ll bring the flashlight!

by rangourthaman July 6, 2009

Hot Pocketing

When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.

When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.

by BreadstickMagician December 8, 2016

fish pocketing

To say that someone looks like a celebrity, even though they don’t.

Girl1: "That guy looks like an incognito Steve Carell."

Girl2: "No he doesn't. Stop fish pocketing!"

by LoviePie March 3, 2020

Packing founding fathers

To have a lot of money. To carry around a lot of money.

I've been working for six months without a break. I'm going to the strip club to blow off some steam. Are you gonna have a good time, Tim?! Oh yea, I'm packing founding fathers. gotta get that paper, making money, get rich, rich, wealthy, money

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2015

Packing a Tom Hardy

When you have so much chew in your mouth you start speaking like Tom Hardy from The Revenant.

Kyle was packing a Tom Hardy I had no idea what he was saying the whole night.

by erferfin February 11, 2022