quail punch

The act of making sweet, passionate love to squirrels in the fashion of Thomas Kinkade.

That gentleman loves to perform quail punch in the presence of others. That's straight up quailin' yo!

by DaddyScranton July 27, 2016

mobile punching

The keyboard equivalent of keyboard smashing.

Jabbing one's thumbs repetitively and aggressively at the screen to create random gibberish.

"What's that supposed to say?"

"Oh, nothing. Carla is just mobile punching again."

by Miya-chan June 11, 2018

Doon Punch

to walk up on a nigga and not say shit but start swinging

“If that nigga keep talking imma hit him wit a Doon Punch”

by purpnga October 4, 2023

Punch Fail

When you punch someone and they vomit on you from the impact of the punch.

Dude, when you punched Oprah and she threw up her Favourite Things all over you! That was a punch fail!

by Bistro Stoné December 18, 2010

Spidey Punch

Climbing up on a person to have sex with them from behind and resisting their attempts to dislodge you with Spiderman web throwing manuevers.

Can be the throwing of semen into the hair of the resistor after they successfully dislodge you.

I climbed up on her from behind like Spiderman. She wanted face to face action so I Spidey Punched her and carried on.

by AssmanATX June 4, 2009

nigger punch

Its when you fucking punch the fuck out of black niggers tits

Here cunt Im gonna nigger punch you Catherine

by gernigerian poodf November 13, 2019

hunch punch

drink that is a mixture of mountain dew, kool-aid, and ever clear. it tastes amazing and you cant taste the alcohol at all.

After she drank one cup of hunch punch she was trashed.

by chelsea07 January 2, 2009