premature evaluation

When someone makes hasty decisions or assessments based on limited data, before more data will show that those assessments are completely flawed.

The way trump has handled C19 is just one premature evaluation to another: from saying everything was under control, to it going away by Easter, to how he promoted hydroxychloriquine, to how the economy was going to see a "V" shaped recovery, and on and on.

by MRMNYC June 15, 2020

Premature Immaculation

Putting Christmas decorations out/up before October, let alone November.

I went to the store to get some booze and all I saw was premature Immaculation. It's September .

by Mephistepheles November 18, 2015

premature jokeulation

This is when you laugh prematurely when telling a joke.

I hate it when Tim tells jokes.

I know man, he always atarts laughing and can't finish.

Total premature jokeulation!

by JackandJilly April 9, 2016

premature textulation

When you receive a text and reply without fully reading the original text

Will you pick me up at the airport? I'm flying in on

Caribbean Air?

One writes back and says "yes, what airport and airlines?"
then goes back to read the initial text and says "oops, I see you put in the airlines, sorry.....premature textulation!"

by Babbling Brook December 2, 2010

Premature Ewishulator

Celebrating a person's birthday or wishing well early of the actual midnight date of the birthday in question.

Birthday Person's Friend: Happy Birthday Man!

Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.

Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.

by Aleava Malone March 25, 2011

Premature Ejacuspending

When you spend money that you think you won in a bet before the wager is actually over. In some cases could result in you being down more money then when you first made the bet.

" Man I am premature ejacuspending the money that I bet on the superbowl"

-"What if the Steelers dont win"

-"Then i am screwed and shouldnt have ejacuspent that money"

by javy06 February 25, 2011

premature triumphalism

The time between when she said yes, to the sms she's telling you she has to cancel...

dream girl:" I'll see you tonight.. wink wink"

guy all dressed up, getting in the car.. beep beep .. sms reads: " sorry, but i can't make it tonight.."

you call your mate and tell him..

he goes: " that's premature triumphalism!"

by elzi August 22, 2010