The third piss positions definition I wrote was going to be the last one, but boredom struck, so it's coming back.
I guess you could call this a sequel.
1. Fence
If you have a wooden fence that is impossible to see through, you could piss on that. Chainlink is out of the question (obviously). Because this is basically impossible without a schlong, I think most women won't be able to do this one.
2. Dog Piss
Lift one leg and piss. Women can probably do this, but I'm not sure.
3. Handstand
Piss while doing a handstand. Women can do this, as long as they know how to do a handstand.
4. Camping
There are plenty of ways to piss while camping. While this is preferably done alone, if the friends you bring are incredibly close and understanding, you're golden.
Some examples:
- on a tree (perhaps most obvious)
- in the snow (if camping in a snowy place/in the winter)
- from a tree
- in a field
- on each other (if y'all are into that shit i guess)
5. Piss Balloon
I know I mentioned this last time, but as it's getting warmer, this is worth considering.
I guess you could call this a sequel.
1. Fence
If you have a wooden fence that is impossible to see through, you could piss on that. Chainlink is out of the question (obviously). Because this is basically impossible without a schlong, I think most women won't be able to do this one.
2. Dog Piss
Lift one leg and piss. Women can probably do this, but I'm not sure.
3. Handstand
Piss while doing a handstand. Women can do this, as long as they know how to do a handstand.
4. Camping
There are plenty of ways to piss while camping. While this is preferably done alone, if the friends you bring are incredibly close and understanding, you're golden.
Some examples:
- on a tree (perhaps most obvious)
- in the snow (if camping in a snowy place/in the winter)
- from a tree
- in a field
- on each other (if y'all are into that shit i guess)
5. Piss Balloon
I know I mentioned this last time, but as it's getting warmer, this is worth considering.
Like all piss positions, and pissing in general, please make sure to stay out of sight of others. Please piss responsibly.
by TotallyTubularDude March 14, 2021
Get the Piss Positionsmug. A phrase asked when cut off in mid conversation by someone who doesnt have the patience to hear your explanation. If they choose "Inquisition", they choose an explanation. If they choose "Position", they choose blunt response on what you feel.
Friend 1: Dude, U think I should holla at shorty in the 5inch stets, with the pocahontas down her back?
Friend 2: Well.... Umm... She got a $500 handbag on and I saw her get out that Bentley, and....
Friend 1: Damn Dawg! Shld I step to her or not?
Friend 2: Position/Inquisition? You want the long version or short version?
Friend 1: What's ur position?
Friend 2: Hell No! Period!
Friend 1: Why not? I got game... What's the Inquisition?
Friend 2: Nigga, U 5'3", 180lbs and you came here on ur bicycle! Hell, I paid your way in here and the bartender dont take food stamp cards! Nigga, you broke and that chic is out your league! Is you stupid!?!
Friend 1: Ohhhh! No was fine... Thank You...
Friend 2: Well.... Umm... She got a $500 handbag on and I saw her get out that Bentley, and....
Friend 1: Damn Dawg! Shld I step to her or not?
Friend 2: Position/Inquisition? You want the long version or short version?
Friend 1: What's ur position?
Friend 2: Hell No! Period!
Friend 1: Why not? I got game... What's the Inquisition?
Friend 2: Nigga, U 5'3", 180lbs and you came here on ur bicycle! Hell, I paid your way in here and the bartender dont take food stamp cards! Nigga, you broke and that chic is out your league! Is you stupid!?!
Friend 1: Ohhhh! No was fine... Thank You...
by Liqr1 August 22, 2010
Get the Position/Inquisition?mug. 
1. Aggressive Possitivity- Use of one's strong, assertive, and/or forward nature for a positive outcome involving others or self*
2. Can be a verb or adjective
*positive outcome of self cannot be associated with personal gain/narcissistic view in order to fit definition.
•Combination of the words
Aggressive and positive
•not to be confused or interchanged with toxic positivity
2. Can be a verb or adjective
*positive outcome of self cannot be associated with personal gain/narcissistic view in order to fit definition.
•Combination of the words
Aggressive and positive
•not to be confused or interchanged with toxic positivity
"She's full of aggressive positivity."
"She just smashed a door open with her bare hands."
"Yeah, but she rescued 2 elderly people, 2 cats, a dog, and Frank.
"Who tf is Frank?"
"Their beta fish."
Example of personality personified; My hero Academia- Almight, FMA-Edward Elric, Marvel- Deadpool, Wreck it Ralph -Ralph,
"She just smashed a door open with her bare hands."
"Yeah, but she rescued 2 elderly people, 2 cats, a dog, and Frank.
"Who tf is Frank?"
"Their beta fish."
Example of personality personified; My hero Academia- Almight, FMA-Edward Elric, Marvel- Deadpool, Wreck it Ralph -Ralph,
by ZEVNOIR June 19, 2022
Get the Aggressive positivitymug. The exciting end to the Piss Positions trilogy.
1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)
2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.
3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.
1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)
2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.
3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.
Big Brother Goolag is gonna advertise me some weird shit for months, enjoy your damn piss positions.
by TotallyTubularDude February 18, 2021
Get the Piss Positionsmug. by Bad Placebo January 20, 2009
Get the Underdog Positionmug. derived from a term used on fifa '09
a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.
a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.
woman seen naked ontop of another woman, both being pleased by a third woman...also naked.
man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".
man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".
by king jostle January 11, 2009
Get the Positive Jostlemug.