Greasy Poon

The act of eating a greasy food item out of a female's vagina and proceeding to use the grease as lubrication for intercourse.

Jay: I'm feeling in the mood for some Greasy Poon tonight...

Cat: I'll pick up a double cheeseburger on my way home!

or

Jay: We may need lube I'll stop and get some on my way over.

Cat: No need I'm cooking burgers, we can just do a Greasy Poon!

by BuggyBottles September 16, 2013

Poon Repellant

Any aspect of a male's apperance, personality, possessions, etc. that might prevent him from getting laid.

"Wow, those man-boobs you got going on there are first class poon repellant."

"You think you're getting laid in that '82 Tercell? Ha, that thing's poon repellant hardcore."

by Nope4810 May 16, 2005

Poon-Bruiser

A term used for one's penis, that is used for "bruising poontang". After having sex, the woman's poontang is bruised from the gerth and power of the man's penis.

Ex 1-
Girl1: "Brendan's dick is so big, he really beat my pussy up!"
Girl2: "Yea, he's got a real poon-bruiser!"

Ex 2-
Girl1: "Look at the poon-bruiser on that guy!"
Girl2: "He is so fucking hung!"

by BrendanShameless February 18, 2012

poon posse

A group of females that one male/female keeps around. The female equivalent of an erection collection.

Janice was sick today; so Estella called up someone else from her poon posse for a booty call.

by nicostnico October 21, 2008

Freshmen Poon

A group of freshmen girls that follows around an upper class boy. Usually trying to flirt with him.

Ghost: Gad damn it Jeffrey, you and all your freshmen poon.
Jeffrey: Im sorry i cant help it, they are always following me.

by Hurricane... January 11, 2010

POON JAB

the act of taking ones hand, balling it into a fist and gently tapping a womans vagina. not necciscarily a hard punch but a light jab. clothing variable, but same aspect with or without.

if taken to the next level of force with an upward motion then the act would now be an "up-her-cunt"(uppercut)

"the bitch crossed me, so i gave her a poon jab and set her straight!"

by MOTTS May 27, 2006

maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006