poon posse

A group of females that one male/female keeps around. The female equivalent of an erection collection.

Janice was sick today; so Estella called up someone else from her poon posse for a booty call.

by nicostnico October 21, 2008

Poon-Bruiser

A term used for one's penis, that is used for "bruising poontang". After having sex, the woman's poontang is bruised from the gerth and power of the man's penis.

Ex 1-
Girl1: "Brendan's dick is so big, he really beat my pussy up!"
Girl2: "Yea, he's got a real poon-bruiser!"

Ex 2-
Girl1: "Look at the poon-bruiser on that guy!"
Girl2: "He is so fucking hung!"

by BrendanShameless February 18, 2012

poon wagon

A crappy purple Saturn belonging to a student

The group of kids piled into Chris Martin's car, the poon wagon, to go downtown for some fun after school.

by AITE_Student June 22, 2009

Poon Tickler

A far better name for a moustache

Check out that guys poon tickler

by lovedempoonticklas September 2, 2009

Freshmen Poon

A group of freshmen girls that follows around an upper class boy. Usually trying to flirt with him.

Ghost: Gad damn it Jeffrey, you and all your freshmen poon.
Jeffrey: Im sorry i cant help it, they are always following me.

by Hurricane... January 11, 2010

POON JAB

the act of taking ones hand, balling it into a fist and gently tapping a womans vagina. not necciscarily a hard punch but a light jab. clothing variable, but same aspect with or without.

if taken to the next level of force with an upward motion then the act would now be an "up-her-cunt"(uppercut)

"the bitch crossed me, so i gave her a poon jab and set her straight!"

by MOTTS May 27, 2006

Poon Waffle

Distorted wrinkled vagina flaps

Your grandma has a nasty poon waffle!

by Delphina June 11, 2006