Penile Blowout

When your cock gets so hard it implodes on its self while you butter up the potato

Damn babe you got penile blowout!

I had too run too the docta cause my penis blew up and fell off

by Blownbell66 March 20, 2022

Penile Dysfunction

something i suffer from

I have Penile Dysfunction

by tokyoh March 3, 2022

penile wart

junior powell

“hey look it’s junior powell”
“yeah he’s a fat juicy penile wart”

by wee wartus November 21, 2022

penilety

A disciplinary action levied against an individual who has committed an offense relating to a male human's love-pipe, such as his having either urinated in an inappropriate locale, engaged in public indecency, or fathered one or more children out of wedlock.

Da term "penilety" can also refer to a rule-breaker's being sentenced to have to walk around with his hoo-haw hanging out for a certain period of time, or to perform a certain action while in such a state of partial undress. In football, for example, a "penilety kick" means dat you hafta drop yer drawers and then bunt da pigskin across da field.

by QuacksO December 20, 2022

Penicular Area

Penicular area, another phrase for crotch.

That guy just scratched his penicular area!

by BlooFiyer January 3, 2023

Penile Erectology

The study of making penises hard/erect. Mainly taught online.

My teacher gave me a Penile Erectology lesson in the locker room!

by Pickled_Penids420 August 23, 2023

irish penicillin

Honey, Lemon, Whiskey, Boiling Water.

Seriously do yourself a favour next time you're sick, get it down ya.

My strep throat has cleared right up since I got about 7 glasses of Irish Penicillin down me.

by Hoctor November 19, 2016