special pants

1)pants that have festive decorative value and thus make one happy 2)pants that increase one's mojo

for best results, pants should be worn on saturday night.

1)I've got my special pants with the little doggies on them :).
2)Hey Will...it's Saturday night. Are you wearing your special pants?

by natslice July 30, 2006

two pants

Definition of someone having had sex with two different people the same night.

- You can call me mr. two pants!
- Why?
- I had sex with two girls yesterday. One before dinner and the other behind the old sfinx in the garden
- Oh, cool!

by superzlatan June 15, 2009

Quitter Pants

pants not meant for public viewing, such as sweats or pajamas, worn to signify the end of productivity

Sara: "I just don't understand why kids these days walk around in their tacky sleep clothing."

Joe: "You got me, Snookums. I know it's too early in the day to throw on my quitter pants."

by acemccool August 24, 2009

beat the pants off

To completely "own"; to scare the crap out of someone; to beat someone at something

"I just beat the pants off you at Halo 3!"

by Cory N. January 12, 2008

Balls in the pants

When someone wants to ask someone out, you put "the balls in the pants". Mostly used for girls who want to ask out a guy. Can also be used for a guy who has been longing for a girl for a long time but doesn't have the balls to confess.
Variations can be just saying the phrase, or putting super balls in each pocket to give you courage.

Jocelyn: I really really really like him but I can't tell him. What if he says no? What should I do.
Jasmine: I think it's time for you to put the balls in the pants.

by No one loves the middle child March 31, 2009

pantsman

Used to describe a charming, handsome man who likes a piece of ass and will do anything to get his beautiful hands on it. Since used to describe Brett on K&K can also mean a real ladies man, but also a man you can take to see your mother.

Oh, what a pantsman. A real charming spunk rat if I ever saw one.

by hollywoodsdollface June 11, 2006

pants

(a) Noun. American, also used in some British dialects. Trousers, a bifurcated outer garment covering the body and each leg from waist to ankle. Until the late 20th century traditionally a male garment.

(b) Noun. British. Underpants.

(c) Verb. American. To pull down someone's pants (trousers). Can be done to either males or females by either males or females. See also depants

(d) Verb. American. To overpower someone and remove his trousers by force as a humiliation. Equivalent to the British debag. Usually only done to males as removal of the pants, the traditional male garment, is a symbolic emasculation. Pantsing in this sense may be used as an initiation rite, a punishment, or just done for fun. See also depants

(e) Verb. American. Strip someone naked.

(f) Verb. American. Inflict a crushing defeat on someone.

(g) Verb. American. To inflict crushing criticism on someone.

(h) Adjective. British. Rubbish

(a) Girls are not permitted to wear pants at this school.

(b) He had nothing on but his pants and socks.

(c) While I was talking to some girls my so-called friend came up behind me and pantsed me.

(d) We grabbed him, took him behind the bushes and held him down while the girls pantsed him.

(e) We pantsed him, got all his clothes off.

(f) Our team got pantsed again.

(g) Don't make silly comments in an Internet discussion group or you will be publicly pantsed.

(h) Your opinion is pants.

by Simon Knuckleweed January 29, 2004