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pantsman 

Used to describe a charming, handsome man who likes a piece of ass and will do anything to get his beautiful hands on it. Since used to describe Brett on K&K can also mean a real ladies man, but also a man you can take to see your mother.
Oh, what a pantsman. A real charming spunk rat if I ever saw one.
pantsman by hollywoodsdollface June 11, 2006
Words you can keep

pantsman 

A man who takes pride in the pants that he wears
thinks jeans look stupid and feels his choice of pants are the best kind there is.
Most pantsmen take pride in their being pantsmen, but still often have minor conflicts with pantsmen of different pants.
A: Um , dude what's up with him?
B: Oh, didn't you hear?
A: Hear what?
B: He's a pantsman.
A: Pantsman? wtf is that?
B: It's someone who likes to wear a certain kind of pants,

because they think jeans are too conformist and dumb.
A: That, surprisingly makes a lot of sense.
B: Right... Sure it does
A: Well you know how negroes(or black people, depending on whether you find the Spanish language offensive or not) wear those silly clothes?
B: Actually yes, I see your point, lots of people take pride in the clothes they wear
A: Exactly
B: But it's African-Americans, not negroes.
A: What if they're not from America?
B: Touché
pantsman by Cargopantsman February 22, 2011

Pintsman 

That crafty individual over there is quite the Pintsman.
Pintsman by yellow_sno July 27, 2011

pintsmanship 

The ability to hold one's beer without spilling it all over the shop.
Animal spills his beer all over Tres.
Big Bird: Mate that's terrible pintsmanship.
pintsmanship by MCC_TRES September 16, 2009

Pantsmallow 

The term for ejaculating in your pants instantly just after witnessing something unbelievable. This could be within the context of seeing someone incredibly atractive, to hearing a sick song.
"dude, that breakdown was so awsome, I had a pantsmallow"

"-Look at her!
-AHHHH Pantsmallow!!"
Pantsmallow by CHD May 15, 2007

Pantyman 

A man who portrays the negative traits of a female but he is not gay.
He is always gossiping and carrying news like a real pantyman.
Pantyman by Happiness 231 March 16, 2017

Pantyman 

An immature entitled little boy who craves the attention that drama brings and likes blaming people for his own shit.
"Leaking nudes is for pantyman."
"Them J boys is rel pantyman."
Pantyman by Hydroxonium ion July 19, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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