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pantsman 

A man who takes pride in the pants that he wears
thinks jeans look stupid and feels his choice of pants are the best kind there is.
Most pantsmen take pride in their being pantsmen, but still often have minor conflicts with pantsmen of different pants.
A: Um , dude what's up with him?
B: Oh, didn't you hear?
A: Hear what?
B: He's a pantsman.
A: Pantsman? wtf is that?
B: It's someone who likes to wear a certain kind of pants,

because they think jeans are too conformist and dumb.
A: That, surprisingly makes a lot of sense.
B: Right... Sure it does
A: Well you know how negroes(or black people, depending on whether you find the Spanish language offensive or not) wear those silly clothes?
B: Actually yes, I see your point, lots of people take pride in the clothes they wear
A: Exactly
B: But it's African-Americans, not negroes.
A: What if they're not from America?
B: Touché
pantsman by Cargopantsman February 22, 2011

Pintsman 

That crafty individual over there is quite the Pintsman.
Pintsman by yellow_sno July 27, 2011

pintsmanship 

The ability to hold one's beer without spilling it all over the shop.
Animal spills his beer all over Tres.
Big Bird: Mate that's terrible pintsmanship.
pintsmanship by MCC_TRES September 16, 2009

Pantsmallow 

The term for ejaculating in your pants instantly just after witnessing something unbelievable. This could be within the context of seeing someone incredibly atractive, to hearing a sick song.
"dude, that breakdown was so awsome, I had a pantsmallow"

"-Look at her!
-AHHHH Pantsmallow!!"
Pantsmallow by CHD May 15, 2007

Pantyman 

A man who portrays the negative traits of a female but he is not gay.
He is always gossiping and carrying news like a real pantyman.
Pantyman by Happiness 231 March 16, 2017

Pantyman 

An immature entitled little boy who craves the attention that drama brings and likes blaming people for his own shit.
"Leaking nudes is for pantyman."
"Them J boys is rel pantyman."
Pantyman by Hydroxonium ion July 19, 2020