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Oyster Pack

i want to nibble on your oyster pack
by Drxppy.jxred March 21, 2022
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Oyster milking

Cunnilingus; oral; sucking that clam clam
Girl, I'm finna milk that oyster.

I went oyster milking and oyster milk squirted all over my face

I was milking my oyster all over their face last night
by Oytis October 14, 2018
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floating oysters

leaving a load of sperm in the hot tub after fucking
No way I am getting in this hot tub when Mitch is floating oysters with his girl.
by Rob Gator August 3, 2018
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oyster surprise

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"
How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 10, 2016
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Dutch Oyster

An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.
“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024
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Spunky oyster

When the man masturbates and he catches his semen in his hand the makes his partner suck it out like an oyster
Man feeds partner after projectile from cupped hand " here's a spunky oyster"
by Zigzagmanbag February 24, 2024
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Oyster Glue

The thick mucus coming from a women's vagina typically found covering her underwear at the end of a long day, which, with further research, may one day replace super glue.
"Guys, give me one minute! I have to go change my underwear because this one is coated with oyster glue!"
by Gary Pike August 17, 2015
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