Girl, I'm finna milk that oyster.
I went oyster milking and oyster milk squirted all over my face
I was milking my oyster all over their face last night
I went oyster milking and oyster milk squirted all over my face
I was milking my oyster all over their face last night
by Oytis October 14, 2018

by Rob Gator August 3, 2018

How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 10, 2016

An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.
“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024

When the man masturbates and he catches his semen in his hand the makes his partner suck it out like an oyster
by Zigzagmanbag February 24, 2024

The thick mucus coming from a women's vagina typically found covering her underwear at the end of a long day, which, with further research, may one day replace super glue.
"Guys, give me one minute! I have to go change my underwear because this one is coated with oyster glue!"
by Gary Pike August 17, 2015
