pack your own parachute

Derived from the sacred motto of parachutists, meaning to put your condom on yourself.

Whatever you do, pack your own parachute. She's been around with a vengeance.

by TristanBob January 2, 2009

Suck Your Own Nipps

Something that is said to someone when they are pissed.
Nipps = Nipples

Boy: I hate you.

Girl: GO SUCK YOUR OWN NIPPS!

by Gabriel Janusios April 3, 2010

sucking my own dick

When one repeatedly promotes themselves in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but it serves as a more humble way of saying it.

J: We should use my idea.
S: No, your idea is not good, and I know I'm sucking my own dick but my ideas have been consistently better than yours for the past 10 years. We should do mine instead.

by chubop October 3, 2016

Pulled himself out of his own ass

When said person comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you.

When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass

I was jerking it friday when my dad popped outta nowhere and smashed my dick-hole, He literally pulled himself out of his own ass!

I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!

by Informerer December 19, 2008

Your own

It said o could add ,y own

You add your own

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019

pack your own heat

BYOG.
Bring Yo' Own Gun, mutha-fucka.

"Yo cuz, yo' know this part-ay is BYOG, you'll get iced unless you 'pack your own heat'."

by Diego September 4, 2003

Create your own condom

A little machine, like the Badge it machine, where you can make your own condoms. Add flavours and colours. Comes with enough latex for 12 condoms.

I used my create your own condom kit last night.

by iThink January 28, 2008