onion fucked

the art of taking a girl's long skirt and pulling it up over her head and tying it. then proceding to fuck her while shes trapped in her "onion bag"

"man that girl is so ugly she should only be onion fucked!"

by crazygookfuck May 21, 2007

french onion

ashley bowen; a girls smelly vagina

dont go near french onion, she may have a disease

by juyh12 December 6, 2010

bloomin onion

A old womans vagina that has had at least six children

Ronnie's mom has one nasty bloomin onion

by blah blah blah durka durka muhamid ji'had April 26, 2006

onion ring

The mushy brown substance around the base of your cock after you pull out of her/his asshole

"When I pulled my cock out of Henry's ass, I had an onion ring that he was happy to eat!"

by oakey1226 November 15, 2002

onion bhaji

The golden mushroom item you can get in the Mario kart games which gives you the best boost is "commonly" known as an onion bhaji.

Thank fuck for that ... I'd never have won that race without the onion bhaji i got just before the finish line!!!

by A Hot Marine April 22, 2008

plumb onion

When you are fucking a girl, you pull your boner out, bend it in half and shove it back in. Upon being pulled out, the boner is purple like a plumb and stinks like an onion.

1. Shit man.... shit..... that is one plumb onion!

2. You ain't gettin' none o this vajayjay unless I get somma that plumb onion!

3. My plumb onion hurts real bad!

4. Dr.: "Don't bend your penis in half like that anymore."
Patient: "But my girl wants the plumb onion real bad."
Dr.: "Oh, here are some pills."

by Prof. Plumb January 12, 2008

Kieararaa the Onion

A high pitched alien chihuahua sounding turtle speed running giraffe looking self who doesn’t comprehend the algorithm of a toothpick and instead uses it to fight hamster midgets in the middle of a grocery store while singing let it go on the top of its toungue. No one knows whether to call it a boy or a witch, but either way will shove gummy bears up it’s ass in front of you for only 1 dollar an hour. a really extraordinary thing. They are very rare so don’t forget to snap a picture of it trying to lick its butthole and use the hashtag “omgthisthingmightbedeadlorwhateverthepenisinhermouth” and get a coupon for little ceasers. Be careful though, they could be deadly. You might think they look to stupid to be dangerous but that eye roll will get you. Be careful out there folks.

Oh no I spoted a Kieararaa the Onion. Better snap it and leave.

by Godsballsareinmyhands October 5, 2019