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This is going to ruin the tour

A reference to when Justin Timberlake was arrested for a DUI/DWI and the officer didn’t know who he was.

Yes, Justin, famous people can get arrested and have consequences. Should have gotten an Uber. Eat the rich.

Used when mildly inconvenienced.
Justin: This is going to ruin the tour!
Officer: What tour?
Justin: The world tour!
by ladydarkrose June 24, 2024
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2016 Ireland rugby tour of South Africa

A summer test series which happened in 2016 which south africa won 2-1, the irish thought they would have a chance in beating the springboks after winning the 2015 six nations but they had a bang average year in the 2016 edition finishing 3rd behind wales, the men in green thought they could pass the south africa test in flying colours but they thought wrong. they just couldnt take the heat of the springboks which saw the irish lose the series 2-1
the 2016 Ireland rugby tour of south africa was pretty one sided dont you think?

yeh, but it gives the players some time to learn dont it
i guess your right
by big fat tubby December 15, 2023
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world fuck tour

A couple's or individual goal to fuck everywhere and/or fuck someone in each country in the world.
So far, Kelly and I have done a world fuck tour in Canada, the US, Mexico, Japan, and Philipines. It seems like we're moving westward.

As part of his world fuck tour, Marcus has fucked 30 women in the same number of countries.
by PenguinSlideMaster December 24, 2019
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Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.
Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.
by KC Export January 14, 2022
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Skimpies On Tour

Skimpy bar maids and dancers go on tour to different locations for work.
I wish Skimpies On Tour would come to our local.

I'm getting to go with Skimpies On Tour on the their next trip
by Skimpies On Tour May 26, 2016
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Tour Bus Fantasy

The fantasy (usually due to substances) that your in a rock bands tour bus. These fantasy's tend to include; Partying, Rock 'n Roll Music, Women, Passion, Drinking, and an intense need to whip your hair around.
This morning I woke up in Vegas, my head is buzzing so bad. I don't remember what happened but all I know is Tour Bus Fantasy is a good time.
by RPTJ January 10, 2025
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norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.
Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?
by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017
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