A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.
Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"
Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"
Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"
by shannonbananon June 01, 2013
When going down on a woman for oral sex, the male often employs the naval test. If an odor is detectable at the naval one should stop proceeding downwards.
I was licking all over her chest, but when I got to her stomach I did the naval test, had a gag reflex and retreated quickly.
by TN_WhiskeyMan January 13, 2010
Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)
by Nurse Whitney June 01, 2013
"Hey I saw you and Sarah in a parking lot last night"
"Yeah we were just testing the suspension, if you know what I mean..."
"Yeah we were just testing the suspension, if you know what I mean..."
by r.crawfish October 25, 2020
by mohamedraahil August 16, 2021
A picture you temporarily post on your profile to get a good idea of how others will respond to it, before making the photo widely viewed.
I put up a test picture on Facebook, but no one commented on it, so I won't make it my profile picture.
by M.J.S.S January 14, 2010
Those employed in Quality Assurance vocation who can do nothing more than complete tests given to them. In such cases where common sense, forethought, pro-activity or "thinking outside the box" are required, the test monkey is incapable of continuing their work.
Joe says he's a Quality Assurance Analyst but he just proved he's a test monkey by asking what to do now that the application failed.
by Nyarlathotechie March 29, 2017