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Campfire Mayo

I’m going to spread some campfire mayo on your tuna melt.
by Eatmyassjordanandchris February 14, 2018
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Ruffle Mayo

Roflmao's big brother. Except no one says that anymore. The ultimate LOL.
Not to be confused with chips & dip.
Timothy :: ROFL.
Susan :: It's Ruffle Mayo, shetbag.
Timoty :: SMH.
by LOLuhm April 18, 2010
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mayo dick

A well known nick name of a man famous for sexing jars of mayo with his little weener
Dax sent me mayo dicks screen shots, want them?
by Dax lions September 10, 2016
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Mayo

Mayo is a kind hearted person which thinks of others before himself. Mayo is a sexy ass beast which gets all the girls. Mayo has a big dick but can also be toxic.
Ayye give up the Mayo
by the discord partner November 9, 2020
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Mayo Griffin

When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.
- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!

If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.

The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
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chicky mayo

McDonald's chicken and mayo burger.

Used to describe the feeling of how great $2 chicky mayo's can be.
So I stole money from the busker and managed to get $4. Best 2 chicky mayo's of my life.
by baby sigz corp October 21, 2014
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