capital offense

1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.

2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.

You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.

by Downstrike September 26, 2004

Offensive

1. merely mentioning anything about your "lifestyle and/or preference to women"
2. reading a book for class that has the word gay on the cover(that in no way to sexuality)
3. watching a movie where a girl says she loves another girl in a friend way
4.anything having to do with gay rights

mother: what are you doing?
daughter: reading the advocate in the little corner of my room so as not to offend anyone with my gayness.
mother: your grounded

by ocfangurl March 16, 2005

Gouch Offering

The act of marinating your hand in your gouch region, preceded by the presentation of your hand to an individual for the inhalation of the aroma.

"Can I provide you with a "gouch offering"?

Yes, I would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands

"And how about you, can I offer you as well"?

No, than you I'm good.

Logical reason, please.

I am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.

Fair enough. Gouch ya later.

by marinatingoffering October 1, 2010

Offensophile

The type of person that gets offended at the slightest thing in order to be seen to be politically correct. Typically, the person in question is getting offended on behalf of someone else. More often than not, the person has just reacted rather than considering what has been said.

The comments section in online news is just full of offensophiles these days.

by EvilMrB July 6, 2018

Offensive Lineman

Usually a 6'3 300 pound monster. The offensive lineman usually holds but hits like a truck.

Damn I bet he's a offensive lineman

by I am a lineman August 26, 2019

Offensive

Something pussies on the internet call everything nowadays.

-There are only 2 genders
-OMG That's offensive!

-We don't care...

by vladdd December 7, 2020

Repeat Text Offender

One who incessantly resends text messages to urge a person to reply. (Usually thinking that the recipient failed to receive the message, but likely just to be rude.)

Alex: "What happened last night with your phone, who was texting you?"
Kell: "It's Timmy, he won't leave me alone; he's a total Repeat Text Offender!"

by PB n' K April 14, 2009