curbed mavens

A curbed maven is a man that is quite muscular and gets a lot of girls. They are thought to be mad dogs and usual have a large p****, although most curbed mavens usually have one of these qualities missing.

girl: omg wow look at that curbed mavens
friend: oh that's Kaine, he has a small p**** though

by Ye ha lox October 13, 2015

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Curb Envy

When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.

I got major curb envy when I wasnt brave enough to cross the street with the homeless bitch.

by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 7, 2017

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curb jockey

driver who thinks the curb is the road

that driver is such a curb jockey

by anonymous April 14, 2023

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fall off the curb

Getting your ass handed to you by a group of Marines.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy that stabbed the Marine?
Guy 2: Yeah, didn't he "fall off the curb?"
Guy 1: Sure did, some Marines helped!

by enim frater December 18, 2012

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curb midget

Midget prostitute

When I pick up hookers, I prefer curb midgets.

by Tickle me blue balls June 4, 2022

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Curb Fart

Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.

My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.

by Dairylea Line December 11, 2009

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