Noodle Smash

When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.

Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.

by theblondebomber April 29, 2009

Bland noodles

Sandritas favorite food

Sandrita: I don't want bland noodles for dinner

Ryan: Yea ya do!

by bojzzle July 8, 2010

Sweater Noodles

The string used to cinch the hood of a hoodie.

Brah. Stop chewing on your sweater noodles.

by teachonmars January 21, 2019

Noodle Guy

A guy with really skinny legs that gets all the booty and likes to play instruments just like he plays with girls.

Damn that's a noodle guy. He bangs my ass like a drum.

by lemmeruptureyopussy69 April 14, 2017

Noodle rub

When you rub your finger through the hole on your pants

Person 1: “what’re you doing?”
Person 2: “I’m giving you a noodle rub.”

by Concludedspade November 1, 2020

Slapping the noodle

This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle

Hey! I just finished slapping the noodle

by Spanking that June 3, 2016

Enjoying the noodles

An orgy involving lots of tall skinny people with posture correction problems.

John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."

Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."

by Monkey Shoulder June 8, 2013