Noah

A faggot

Noah Book

by Maw <3 July 2, 2010

Noah

A guy that all the girls like and think is sexy but actually has a small penis

Girl: your so hot but i cant feel it
Noah:sorry its small

by RealTruthz December 29, 2016

Noah

A very and always depressed person that thinks about himself as fat, stupid, and hates eating. All he does is sleep. And depresses everyone.

A "Noah" entered a school and was being sad which depressed everyone.

by Deathcobra May 22, 2010

Noah

A fatass piece of shit who likes dick and tends to jerk off every day of the week

Girl:so Noah what have u been up to?
Noah:I've been jerking off to gay porn lately
Girl:wtf

by Kenbone666 June 8, 2016

Noah

He’s is a smexy beast that will take your bitch from you with a click of his finger don’t get in his way he’s stronger than you think and any girl that rejects him will regret it in the future because of how smexy he is

Noah is king sexy

by King sexy boi June 18, 2019

Noah

A guy who eats pizza with cum on it, and chocolate milk that people dip their sweaty balls in.

Also a guy who dickeats your wrestling coach named Bru.

That dude need to stop dickeating coach, he’s such a Noah.

by Chilli cheese dude January 27, 2018

Noah

A crusty cunt who enjoys recreating oral with popsicles. Will eat your ass and stab you at the same time. A low-life who plays fortnite while jackin off to the only girl gamer in the server. What an 11 year old flipping fates fucker

Don't be a Noah dude, you're better than that

by Carrot Cunt September 12, 2019