jingle on your face

When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.
Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."
by Pulfie123 December 08, 2017
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Sometimes it happens, you’re holding your phone above your face and then you suddenly drop it on your face. Your phone often hits your nose since it’s centered on your face. Sometimes you’re just having a bad day.
*About to take a picture* And your phone drops on your head. ”Oucch my nose! It must be my unlucky day, must be the International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day”
by A Croatian Dude July 23, 2019
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Blocked to your face

Do u wanna get blocked to your face, then stfu!!!
by Fortnite1500 November 22, 2020
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keep your face to yourself

Someone that’s kissing or trying to kiss another person. Keep your face away.
He always tried to smooch my girl. Bro just keep your face to yourself .
by Realbossish January 17, 2020
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THIS IS THE DAY YOU NUT ALL OVER YOUR GIRLS FACE AND SHE CANT CONPLAIN!
yo wassup bro did you know NATIONAL NUT ON YOUR GIRLS FACE DAY . THIS IS THE DAY YOU NUT ALL OVER YOUR GIRLS FACE AND SHE CANT CONPLAIN!
by joeblow xfart May 06, 2024
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